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Friday, June 30th, 2006
7:42 pm	I escaped from the Dungeon of Realvirginmary! I killed Realvirginmary the gelatinous cube, Sleepsweet the gelatinous cube, Awillowweeping the cockatrice, Aquanetluv the floating eye, Elvendude the gelatinous cube and Electrikmessiah the giant spider. I looted the Sceptre of Parker Posie, the Axe of Franchesca Lia Block, the Dagger of Tori Amos, the Armour of Moon, a Figurine of Paper Shoes, the Armour of Ravenloft, the Wand of Lolth, the Sword of Victorian Dresses and 68 gold pieces. Score: 143 Explore the Dungeon of Realvirginmary and try to beat this score, or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 4th, 2004
10:08 am	I put everything off and now i have nothing to do! My friend thinks it's funny that girls trade cards when playing poker (except Janelle she is move likly to sing mighty mouse songs so you can't outbluff her, or probably something not as predictable) The way I see it is it's strategy. Im going to bed beacause ive been up all night. Im recovering from a bout of depression from last week. My friend julius has been my support through this (thanks). Though tword the end his armor wasn't quite as shiny. I think he is tired of haveing to use the same weapons aginst my moods all the time. Or maby he is working on a cure for the burning colds or the I don't knows. I hope he is, but he allready knows giving me an offering of naked male elves is a temporary treatment for such ailments. Anyway so im calling all creeps to tell me how you play poker. I can tell you julius will say strip poker with the ladies (or he would have if i didn't say it for him) But we accept such things. Seriously I want to know about unique ways you play a stupid traditional game. And speeking of games I just contacted Gwen Kestrel who is one of my faveroite writers. I wonder if she will write back... So you all know the article on sex and the single elf a few posts ago was out of a book she wrote for fantasy gameing. Right now I can tell i need to go to bed...I have alot of unfocused energy bouncing around which usually means im tired and need to crash, so thats what im doing. Don't stop what you do my ugly ones..... Current Mood: giddy Current Music: Unknown artist- Im not a Fucking Drag Queen (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 12th, 2004
7:18 am	stuff...yes....mabey? I havn't updated in a while, but it hasn't been a LONG while yet so: My uncle is a truck driver that lives with us he is only home 3 days every few weeks, but when he is home he and I have to share a room and it's very disruptive to me but i put up with it for 2 reasons, actually now that I think about it it's more then 2 im just going to list reasons and we will see how many i come up with before i get tired of listing things ok? 1. He pays rent here too and needs a place to crash. 2. I have little choice in the matter beacause of reason number 1 3. My uncle is a cool guy 4. half the household treats him like shit to i try to be kind beacause of reason number 3 5. If I had to live in a trusk driveing all over for weeks on end id expect to have a place to spend my time in my own home too (actually id have killed myself but still if I lived on the road but still) I could think of more but im not going to. Other then that things have been the same. I have come to the conclution that one of my best friends knows how to write dirty stories pretty well. Does that mean he has talent as a writer? That he is horner? Or that he just reads alot of porno? I'd bet on all three but if any of you have other ideas let me know his stories cheer me up beacause they at least get my mind off my depression. SOmetimes im to depressed or stressed or upset for that though so i need to take a bunch of klonopin and go to sleep hopeing i'll wake up in a few weeks and everything will be better. OH! I e-mailed the person that rund featus mart and i got inside info that there may be a legolas featus up soon. HORRAY FEATUS!!!! Current Mood: groggy Current Music: That SHIT my sister is listening to, rap and britney UGH! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, April 5th, 2004
5:56 pm	Excerpt from the "Book of Erotic Fantasy" Sex and the Species</b> Elves</i> Elves enjoy life and love. They tend to share themselves sexually and emmotionally with elves, half-elves, and humans of either gender. Their sexual relaitionships tend to be extentions of deep friendships. Sex is a form of shareing between two people. The sexual aspect of a relationship seems to be transitory, lasting from a single encounter of a few hours, to on ongoing affiliation for a few decades, both relatively short periods in an elf's long life. The friendship from which the sex devloped tends to last much longer The traditional concept of marriage, swearing to spend one's life with just one person amuses elves who often can't understand why anyone would repress himself or herself in such a manner that dictates how limited your actions must be. (they hate rules) Elves as a species view eternal love as one of the most beautifull concepts and greatest hoaxes in the universe. Among nonelves however, many classic romance tales and ledgends focus on elves who pledge their eternal love. Possessing remarkably long life spans, elves often become sexual connoisseurs, with centures to master sexual techniques in the same way one would master a sword, bow, or dance. Most elves go through phases of sexuality (which can last for decades or even centuries), in which they have sex with one or the other gender, sampling love of both males and females. By nature almost all elves are bisexual though they find it curious to be labled in this manner. Elves reach sexual maturity by about 100-120 years of age. Most elves find violent sex or sadomasochism to be distasteful and crude, although there are individuals who have mastered the finer arts of domination, honed by centuries of practice. Dark elves, on the other hand view sex as coexisting with violence, domination, and hummiliation. For a dark elf haveing sex with someone is usually a political move foremost with the physical pleasure being an added benifit. Current Mood: horny Current Music: Nightwish- Elvenpath (13 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 3rd, 2004
7:45 pm	I am watching you at night, where you go I follow and I make you craaazy You are the Moon card. Entering the Moon we enter the intuitive and psychic realms. This is the stuff dreams are made on. And like dreams the imagery we find here may inspire us or torment us. Understanding the moon requires looking within. Our own bodily rhythms are echoed in this luminary that circles the earth every month and reflects the sun in its progress. Listening to those rhythms may produce visions and lead you towards insight. The Moon is a force that has legends attached to it. It carries with it both romance and insanity. Moonlight reveals itself as an illusion and it is only those willing to work with the force of dreams that are able to withstand this reflective light. Image from: Stevee Postman. http://www.stevee.com/ Which Tarot Card Are You? brought to you by Quizilla Current Mood: artistic Current Music: Nightmare Before X-Mas- This is Halloween (2 Comments |Comment on this)
1:37 pm	Is that a wand of fireball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? More to come my lovlies now to update you on my goings on! I didn't make it to the therapist beacause there was a 60 (i originally thought sixteen) car pile up on the pass and my therapist was stuck at the other side of it beacause they shut the whole pass down. The next day i went to my reqular doctor beacause i havn't had a day go by where my stomach or something isn't bothering me. I told him the last medication he gave me didn't work so he reccomended something over the counter which was cool. My mother who has no insureance is finally breaking down to the level of the rest of us, she probably has some weird thing like fibromialtia (sp) or cronic fatigue, but her main physical problem is debilitateing migranes for which she needs medications (beacause she gets floored when she gets one) but we can't pay for it out of pocket and we have no insureance for her so it's lucky that we have a Dr. that isn't as stuffy, snitty, and stOOpid as my psychitrist, so he gave her all the samples he had of a medication that helps. But it was only 8 pills total so im just hopeing she doesn't have to use them often. As for me this very second im not to bad i have energy but i know it's about time for me to have my afternoon rest, im dreading the evening beacause every evening i get feeling awfull! and thats generally when im mentally my best is at night so my body and mind don't like to agree on when they are going to feel good.....My current political mind is similar to IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT GAY MARRAIGE 100% YOU ARE SCUMB AND I HATE THAT! AND IF I DON'T TELL YOU THAT I THINK YOUR SCUMB BEACAUSE YOU DON'T SUPPORT GAY MARRAIGE IM DAMN WELL THINKING IT. (speeking of which i have a few comments to make about peoples views on gay marraige later inanother post) Other then that i really think we should help mexico become a 1st world country in some other way then offering to let their criminals and their walking fertility factories (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP THE FUCKING BREEDING) run accross our borders at will. To me one president is basically like another and i could care less who they sleep with but Bush seems to really be trying hard to make sure he and his palls become very rich(er) and stay that way. Seperation of church and state as well as free religeon should mean that if there isn't proof to something being damageing and harmful people should be able to do it no matter what people say their books say is wrong and what is right. If you want to have a religeon go ahead but don't expect that anyone else should have to conform to it in any way nor should you expect government monies for it even if you and whoever run charities beacause how would you feel if you were starving to death and everyone around you was living in filth and dieing and some people came offered you food and clotheing while bearing banners of their god. I bet you would convert pretty quickly beacause all the people who don't convery will die off anyeway beacause the only ones getting anything are the ones that have subsided to the banner bearers. I think it was Ghandi that told a hindu who wanted to rite the wrong of killing a muslim and Ghandi said the way to make things right was to adopt a muslim orphan and raise him as his own son, but raise him as a muslim. That sounds really insiteful. Im threw with iraq, palistine, 9-11 and anything thats part of that. I love my friend jared who is in the militairy and my lovly friend Erica is going into the air force so of course I hope for the best but im not involveing myself with even speeking or hearing about it. I really dislike polotics in most respects but I love elves. I think we would be much better off with an elven mageocravy in rule with different representatives for different things and balanceing issues as well but Elves are knows for their intelligence and their open yet responsible minds. And makeing it a mageocracy reinforces the power in their edjucation and makes them powerfull people unto themselves. And just like we have the rite to bear arms there will be the rite to have anti-magic devices. And imagine with spells like geas/quest how well our justice system would become no longer would people be locked away while everyone pays for their imprisonment but they will have to personally rite their wrongs.......and for the really bad ones there is REAL imprisonment or flest to stone that way they don't even have to die we will just wearhouse them as statues and then if we find someone was wrongly accused we can turn them back! And communities would be much better off a divine spellcaster knows things like create food and water, purify food and drink, cure desies and even remove curse. And beacause there is the right to carry anti magic devices you don't have to be to worried about a thaugmaturgist on a mad summoning spree! Talk to you later and you all better respond beacause it took me a looong time to write this. Current Mood: relaxed Current Music: Sara Brightman- LA LUNA (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 2nd, 2004
4:34 am	I ADOPTED A FETUS YAY!!! I adopted a cute lil' Grey Elf fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray an elf fetus all my own! Current Mood: high Current Music: Schwartz Stein-New Vogue Children (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 1st, 2004
7:54 pm	i don't know, whatever I was pissed. I was Depressed. I was mad. And I didn't know why. Now i'm all that and even moreso. I wrote a nice long entry and it didn't go through and in my cloudy thoughts I didn't copy the info to clipboard so i could just redo it if it made a mistake. Recap of what a wrote... Avatar = not me but Dita von teese. I never claimed that it was me so if you think thast you either think I look better then I do *bats eyelashes* or your just an idiot. Im a broken rosebush unable to really bloom, a skeleton of something thast might be beautifull, full of throns but I can't even branch out and scratch someone. Im upset and im going to THERAPY soon so I hope my therapist can help, but 45 minutes every 2 weeks doesn't do much for me im on the verge of breaking down into something all the time and I don't know how to control it or why im even like this. Other then that I politely ask you all to shoot down perverts and people who think homosexual marriages should be illeagle Bye Mon Amoures, I'll let younow how THERAPY goes. Current Mood: aggravated Current Music: Nat King Cole- Love turned to hate (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
11:54 am	Elf Warrior+Haldir+Elf Archer = FUN! Ive known my best bud Julius for about a year now and Just yesterday did I find out he has a dog. I talk to this guy every day and all this time I didn't even know a detial like that. I always felt I knew him well (which I still feel I do) but it lets you know that people have detials about their lives they don't even know they have kept from you also he just not discovered I had an LJ and what it was. And all of you better be glad I have him to bitch about beacause if I didn't I'd be bitching about YOU! YOUR ALL SO FUCKING COMMON. So class-less but no matter how bad any of you are everyone else is worst. The dungeon and dragons archfiend miniatures came out not to long ago im collecting minis from this game. It's alot like any tradeing card games but I don't actually have anyone to play with so I just try to collect all the elves. They now have an avatar of the spider Goddess Lolth. (she is really cool if you don't know who she is). I decided it would be fun if I could get a Lolth worshiping cult togeather since it's no more or less real then any other religeon and deffinatly alot more fun but I think people are scared off by her dogma. If any of you have read the time machine by Orsen Wells. The Morlochs and Elois have elven equivilants (there are surface elves (and several subraces of them) then there are the subterranian dark elves that would be a much prettier and smater equiviliant or morlochs. They even have ash black skin and white hair. Has lj? Made it easier to post picts in here i'll show you some pretty boi picts and mermaids and ponies and tangerines if you tell me. But how do I get my picts a url if I need one? Anyway leave comments beacause the easter turkey will send you good cosmic vibes for it. Current Mood: mellow Current Music: Sarah Brightman- Il Mio Cuorie Va (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 29th, 2004
10:37 pm	I LOVE this death What Will Be Your Overly Melodramatic Death? by Celaeno Name: Gender: Are you beautiful? Your death: On your knees. After your begging finally changes the mind of your executioner, a cruel twist of fate will cause the gun to misfire. Your parting words: "I... never wanted another..." Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0! Ive never added any of these things before but if it works i may at least have something to show you guys. I really like the death I do YOU like YOURS? Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: Strolling through the park one day (in the merrymonth ofmay) (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004
6:23 am	It's been 84 weeks It's been two years since I had a breakdown I have not recovered and am in a state of redundency and depression. I am currently obsessexd (originaly a typo but now that I look at it it's appropriate) elves. Not trolls or gnomes guys, elves-BIG difference. Oh damn I was going to update but a friend came on and wants to talk. So screw you all im out for now. :P Current Mood: blah (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 10th, 2002
12:27 pm	did you know? Hey everyone i miss you all so much do you all know i had a mental breakdown a few monthes ago. Since then ive been in two different mental hosbitials and i've been mizerable depressed. The only real light came through the other day when i went on a 300$ shopping spree. I bought books on dungeons and dragons books on witchcraft and many fun toold for witch craft too like a silver pentacle neaklace,. a cencer, a selenite wand a magical athame and all sorts of great things im haveing fun with them right now. Im useing the purple pyrmid I bought to devlope my third eye which psionic powers originate from. *slaps her ass* beat THAT ye all! (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 2nd, 2002
3:55 am	Im all that and a bag of chips Im feeling rather good today. My classes went well I was the first person out of chem today and I have my writeing projects straightrened out in british lit. I spent plenty of time with my friends in Ultima Online and my good friend andrew. Then I worked on my The first story to apear on my website for a few hours. Ive been makeing updates ot my website quite alot over the past coupple days. There are now 3 more pages to the site added, 3 new links and a i'm refineing the theme its haveing. It now reflects the dark rose garden atmosphere I wanted it to have. www.geocities.com/echinda_headspinner/home.html Current Mood: excited Current Music: Marlyn Monroe-Little Girl From Little Rawk (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 26th, 2002
6:58 pm	New updates I collected some interesting clip art and borders to decorate the site. I also decided that I'm Goint to begin Useing My livejournal as the update section for this site after I run out of room on this page. I also formed My first site survey which I will have to post on a strictly survey page since I suck at html. *reminds herself that SUCK is a bad word but figures she can say it as much as she wants since after all it IS a yaoi site* I also cleaned up all of the old things that illuded to the idea that I was goign to originally call this site "Headspinner" I now have also made a few basic changes and I have my first picture up on the site. (Comment on this)
3:12 am	Post Announcement (website) From now on Most oif not all journal entries are going to be for my website. You will still get alot of my odd sence of humor and if soemthign improtant comes up or just soemthign ectreamly odd youll be sure to hear about it. But I am devoted to my new website, and my live journal is PERFECT for an update section. If you here from my webpage "The Moss Gardens" take note that anything prior to this post does not relate to my site at all. Hey Nothing dear! IM me on AIM i really do think about you alot! Ok my friends wish me luck on my site! Current Mood: productive Current Music: Tori Amos-Carnival (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 24th, 2001
8:08 pm	hi yall (and nick and nina too!) sent this to greel in a card tonight: Oh greel your so much fun. Jesse tols me you really like the cards i send! That made me so happy to hear. You know last night and all yesterday i spent time doing my history homework and doing it very correctly i was so proud i didnt wait till last minite. THEN this afternoon i go to my history class and i did the WRONG homeowrk. I was so embarassed :">.....you know i think im going to post this in my journal give people something to read. ANyway miss you greel... *kiss you* see i like that it rhyms! XOXO Tuesday I had my first acting class at the collage , it's helpfull and fun! Next tuesday im gonna wear my knee high boots and all my dark make up. I felt so naked in semi'normal clothes and light cosmetics. I had to fill out this thingie that asked what my dream roll would be. I said sally from nightmare before X-mas. Hmmm OH yeah like half my acting class is involved with this coven of witches. (RAWK ON!) .......I saw this guy i like to talk to i think he noticed me that was cool. I ought to call him sometime...well luv ya all......i think we should learn from extacy addicts and just love everyone! nice...... Current Mood: giddy Current Music: FF7-Vincent Valentines theme (Comment on this)
Monday, October 22nd, 2001
11:03 pm	aww im so loved </font> Current Mood: loved Current Music: Cher-Walking in memphis (1 Comment |Comment on this)
12:45 am	GREEL GET YOUR BASS AACK HERE NOW! Ok for you all to see this is the kind of person who im's me when greel isnt on! jake_is_a_hottie2000: Hey ya wanna cyber with me *rolls eyes* after that a creep like this shows up! paultm_2000: how tall are you? altima666: tall paultm_2000: what leg inseam? altima666: 40 paultm_2000: is that from hip to toe? altima666: yes its fron hip not waist paultm_2000: so not from crotch to toe? altima666: no yes from croth to toe altima666: yes from crotch to toe paultm_2000: how much do you weigh? altima666: 140lbs paultm_2000: how tall are you? altima666: very tall altima666: 6'3 paultm_2000: 6'1? paultm_2000: wow paultm_2000: can you do the splits? altima666: no altima666: ive reciently taken up the practice of yoga altima666: so i may be able to in the not so distant future paultm_2000: are you flexible at all? paultm_2000: can you touch your toes? altima666: uh i do ok, but im not as limber as a dancer or gymnist altima666: yes i can touch my toes paultm_2000: maybe you should be a martial artist? altima666: nah altima666: it dosent intrest me paultm_2000: u don't like kicking ass? paultm_2000: do you have freckles all over? paultm_2000: hello? paultm_2000: say something altima666: no paultm_2000: no to what? altima666: i dont really have any freakles paultm_2000: i bet you look gracefull in heels altima666: actusally i look very nice dressed up altima666: i have the model build paultm_2000: what's the highest heel you have? altima666: ive worn heels that are up to 5 inches altima666: though i would like to get higher altima666: i only own one pair of 3 inch heels paultm_2000: the clunky wooden kind? altima666: no paultm_2000: what kind? altima666: the pair i own are basic black heels with cut out toes paultm_2000: thick heels? altima666: uh...........they arnt stlitoes but they are pretty thin altima666: hmm altima666: or maby not altima666: i dunno id just say average paultm_2000: do you have enough balance to kick high in them? paultm_2000: ? paultm_2000: hello? altima666: yes i do altima666: i have excelent balance paultm_2000: can you get your foot right over your head with a kick? altima666: no not that limber paultm_2000: head high? altima666: no chect high altima666: chest high is about as good as i can do paultm_2000: have you tried it in heels before? altima666: yeah paultm_2000: the 5" ones? altima666: yes paultm_2000: did they go chest high or not as high? altima666: uh i guress they went about that high paultm_2000: were you trying to kick someone? altima666: no paultm_2000: would the shoes have hurt a lot? altima666: why would i kick someone when other people can kick people for me altima666: you know what altima666: im done ansewerng these questions altima666: if you have soemthing inteligent to say we can still talk altima666: if not i have better things to do altima666: ..........i see ive made my point The worst thing about him is I was actually talking to him for a while! shit now I have to go :( bye luv yall sorry havn't been posting its cuz greels been on bye! Current Mood: annoyed Current Music: Terra-ff6 soundtrack (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 12th, 2001
12:20 am	Ive kinda started writeing these entrys insted of e-mails (luv ya greel) xxx_vampyr_xxx: what does one do when one spills coffee all over the cpu? Yahoo! Messenger: xxx_vampyr_xxx has logged out. (10/12/01 at 12:02 AM) altima666: ahahahhahah altima666: nice try altima666: if i play along will you come back faster? altima666: oh no darling you cant leave. Please say it isnt true! I love you you are my sun my moon my starz. I cant bear the thought of living another day without you. *breaks down and cried* altima666: ^^ do you like overly sweet and clingie altima666: OR altima666: realistic :D altima666: YOU DUMB ASS FOOL! wHEN YOU GET BACK ONLINE IM GOING TO HOLD YOU DOWN AND DUNK YOU REPEATEDLY UNDERWATER. tHEN ILL CUT YOUR TOUND OUT AND WATCH AS YOU SWALLOW YOUR BLOOD IN YOUR MOUTH AND BLEED TO DEATH! altima666: ....im serious now please stop or im leaveing altima666: there isnt anyone else on worth talking to Well that was the highlight of my evening. I didn't have a very eventfull time. I stayed home all day today and i go to school tommrow from 1-5. Brit lit class is fun and passes quick but *ugh!* CHEM :( Has got to be the worst course. Especially since i'm partnered up with some girl who has a uni brow and looks at me like im some filth on her shoe. (of course everyone else in the class is no better so i dont complain) I akso think she stole my labbook so now im going to have to pay for it at the end of the year....and of course my mother goes balistic when i lose soemthing. I don't know whats gotten into her lately bu8t she has been SOOOOO happy and i really like her. Were planning a mother daughter day this sunday. Its gonna bo so nice now that she isn't the monster of nightmares. I think shes happy about the idea that my stepdad won't live much longer....... Current Mood: envious Current Music: Jessica rabbit-Do right (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 10th, 2001
11:02 pm	It's The great Pumpkin Charlie Brown! Ok everyone you'll all be happy to know that I talked to greel. We only got to chat 5 minites though cuz he snuck on while his parrents were out, and of course they cant stay out long enough for me and him to have a decient convo. As you all know he didn't get on last night beacause him parrents said he couldn't. He better get a place of his own soon, but at least i know in his parrents house he is safe from things like ebola, alagators, the draft (they dont draft oldest sons, or bois in collage) or any pretty girls. Halloween is comming up soon I hope to go out with Jamalee or something lord knows i don't want to repeat last halloween's disgusting dissapointment. (ended with soemone peeing in the shower.) So i think that friend and me are talking again but i cant be sure. He used to talk to me everyday and its now been 4 days since i heard from him. I need to take a shower and wash my hair. Thank goddess I'm not going to school tommrow. *cheers* Maby ill be able to get on early and see somepeople who are on round 12. Hmmm I miss Playing D&D, but ive started FFT again its alot of fun...everyone likes puting mp-half on summoners but short harge is better! (fast mages :) I can't wait till FF11 comes out Its going to be net based and the job system. I am oging to make greel play it with me even if i have to buy it for him. I think he'd make a good ninja but chances are hed take knight. I want to play a time mage but if you can dual class summoner would be nice as well..... I as going to say soemthing else but i forget. OH YEAH when my stepfather got home he had another ceasure we need to get this law suit settled before he passes away or me my mother and my sister will all be left with nothing! Who is gonna like me then? And how the hell am i gonna afford everything need? hmmm well thank you alll for replying to my posts.....dont stop now ;) Current Mood: flirty Current Music: Nightwish-Sacrement of Wilderness (4 Comments |Comment on this)